Reason #8012 why I love Doctor Who: British inter-species lesbians with swords.
"You have replaced every piece of yourself, mechanical and organic, time and time gain. There’s not a trace of the original you left. You probably can’t even remember where you got that face from."
Notice how The Doctor’s face is reflected right next to the Cyborg as he says this. He’s talking about himself as well, like the Cyborg he’s survived all these years by sacrificing bits and pieces of him. Now he’s not even in the same Regeneration Cycle, the last original thing about him. But just with the Cyborg one thing remains, he’s travelling ‘the long way round’, and that will never stop.
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.